My (not so) epic story.
This is where I am supposed to wow you with some grand story that will make you want either be me or hunt me down and marry me.
I hate to disappoint, but I'm pretty sure the only one who would classify my story as epic is my Mom.
I haven't had a near death experience where I saw the light. I have all of my limbs, a pretty decent amount of hair on my head, a loving family (that sometimes drives me bonkers), and nails that always seem to have a little dirt under them. I often eat fruit without washing it. My vehicle is 26 years old and slowly falling apart (I love it to pieces. Literally). And despite my best efforts I always look a little disheveled.
I’m not trying to be fancy here. Just trying to be me.
Which can be a task in itself.
I grew up believing the narrative that I was “wrong” and both not enough and too much all at the same time. It took me a long time to even begin face it, understand it, and unravel it all.
I hope I can offer some support to people who find themselves on a similar journey. Really, when it comes down to it, all I want to do with my time here on earth is to offer up my gifts (my work) before I go.
This is me doing that. Or at the very least giving it my best f*cking shot.
Let's be real, folks don't usually read these "about" pages in their entirety. But if you've come this far and you're a little curious here are some bullet points.
Because who doesn't love a good bullet point list?
I know I do.
The List of the bullets…
I love bullet point lists.
But I love nature more.
I'm the 2nd child in a family of 4 kids.
I love driving my Jeep.
My dream vehicle is a 1970’s Toyota Landcruiser.
I lived in Bali for 6 months.
I love riding motorcycles and scooters - basically I LOVE forward movement that is also sometimes fast.
I am a highly intuitive/sensitive person. I can read your energy.
I would love nothing more than to dance all day.
I can bake like a motherf*cker, but I don’t because I don’t make the time for that since I’m making this podcast for you.
I secretly wish I was a cool surfer chick. Alas I am afraid of getting water up my nose. It hurts so bad.
My hair is red and wirey AF.
I'm trained as Registered Holistic Nutritionist by trade. I don’t practice because I hate cooking. But I can tell you why you might have that rash.
I studied Fashion Marketing. That world is too intense for me.
I don’t really give two licks about proper grammar. I care more about the intention behind the words. Sorry grammar people.
I love to walk in the woods. I could walk for hours and hours. And then more hours.
I love my family so much it often brings me to tears when I have to leave them. I'm pretty sure they think I'm super weird.
I used to think I was from another planet. The verdict is still out on this.
I used to want to be white female rapper. Verdict also still out on this.